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Jetplane Landing @ Garage, London, 09.10.2002

JETPLANE LANDING

Hardcore bandits, yes, but certainly not of the bottom variety, it's Jetplane Landing, appearing out of nowhere, tugging at your turn-ups and as fast as bolt of lightning. Very Very frightening...

30/10/2002

There are more appropriate places for this kind of behaviour, that’s for sure. Wembley Arena most probably, Brixton Academy, even a fully jammed-out Garage for that matter. But still, Andrew Ferris – the energised, sensibly-cropped, short-circuiting front-fellow of Irish-English hardcore bandits Jetplane Landing – is stood aloft the monitors banging his hands together like he’s trying to start a fire. We are of course expected to evoke rock n roll institution and mimic. Which partially we do. Only ‘we’ don’t even stretch halfway towards the back of the room. And despite the limited dimensions of the venue, when the Garage is half-empty it’s enough to develop you a dose of agoraphobia. But that, it would seem, can only be a problem for the absentees, certainly not Jetplane Landing themselves, who tonight give being a nuisance a good name.

Being a nuisance in the obvious sense that they just will not leave you be. But nor, from our current perspective of retrospect, should they. There they are, standing on their toes and yours, in your face, prodding you in the ear and knowing full well that if they make eye contact you’ll find yourself looking away a little awkward. Then they’ve got you. Like a vagrant child appearing out of nowhere, tugging at your turn-ups at the bar, just as you turn to twat the little sod he hands you a fist of cash, a fine malt and a Cuban cigar. And a box of matches on top of that. Ergo, you’re naturally glad you gave in. And Jetplane Landing have gone and done a similar thing for the more popularised end of the so called emo(tional) rock factory (churning out tapered angst to order), turning up beaming one morning with unforeseen generosity and their hands deep in their pockets. Even if the factory doesn’t quite know it yet.

Because while they may skim across territory blanded out by the likes of Jimmy Eat World and Rival Schools (neither the prospect they maybe originally seemed), they give more on every count, y’know, like they just couldn’t give less, like it wouldn’t be right considering the wealth they carry around with them. Opening barrage of scalding duel-headed vocals and bullet-hole beats, ‘Effect A Change’, pins you to the nearest wall, menacingly staring you out point-blank, all with a wry smile – and looks like they’ve peaked at the first hurdle. But they just smash through the rest. The likes of ‘This Is Not Revolution Rock’ and ‘Tiny Bombs’ jab pop melodies like rivets across waves of your more expected rockage. Giving more than enough reason to jerk flailingly around the stage, precariously mount amps and stand atop monitors. As much cliché as they may end up collecting on the way, with enthusiasm so damn infectious even the toughest pessimism would be a flimsy anecdote.

And if taking our word for their might wasn’t enough, why not take a look at the fastest recorded music video ever made (possibly), which naturally just happens to be by Jetplane Landing. It’s for the track ‘Acrimony’ off the new 'Els Quatre Gats EP’ (whatever that might mean) and sounds like At The Drive In tied to a conveyor belt heading towards a nasty and rather rusty blade. The video was shot in 3 minutes (the duration of the track) using 60 variously mounted digital cameras, in their words to “make the clip as close to the Jetplane Landing live experience as possible. Doing it in one go is more honest with the audience, and it doesn't give you the time to be self-conscious about the process.... our little joke, 'how do it yourself can you actually be?”

So, how DIY can they actually be?
LO: http://212.100.224.101/media/video/acrimony_030k.asx
MEDIUM: http://212.100.224.101/media/video/acrimony_100k.asx
HI: http://212.100.224.101/media/video/acrimony_330k.asx



James Berry for Crud Magazine© 2002


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