We've tried voting him out, we've tried forcing him out, we've tried making fun of his wife, we've tried besmirching the reputation his closest allies and fondest colleagues and we've even tried Cliff Richard - but there's simply no getting rid of the man. So for all those readers frustrated with Tuesday's failed attempts to force the government to hold an inquiry into the Iraq war in the House of Commons let's finally bite the bullet. Crud is putting up for grabs 3 Jihads, a majority vote of 25, 10 rounds of semi-automatic gun fire and a pack of lies for the lucky reader who is willing to shoot Mr Blair squarely in the forehead. And just in case your aim's not too straight we have 12,000 copies of Elton John's 'The Captain and The Kid' for runners up.
Why nobody has thought of it already, we'll never know. Not one assassination attempt in 10 years for the most loathed politician in the world? And all those unfriendly hair-trigger terrorists scurrying around giving everyone else the willies? Well here's YOUR chance to put the record straight. Fame, notoriety and a enviable place in history could be yours, yours, yours...
The lucky winner will also have a chance to see their name and photo printed in this magazine as well as a chance to enter our prize draw for a Christmas Hamper worth £75.00! (includes Sherry and Mince Pies).
One entry per person. Open to UK and Non-UK residents (including asylum seekers and undesirable associates of the CIA) Entrants must be aged 18+. One winner per household.
You have to be in it to win it! Very addictive - enjoy! Relevant sites:
http://www.wmd.com
Alan Sargeant for Crud Magazine 2006© |
