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Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By - Dan the Automator

LOVAGE MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY

Dan The Automator, Mike Patton, Jennifer Charles, Prince Paul, Damon Albarn and others knock back a potent brew of sassy lounge beats and lush erotic breaks. A new soundtrack for love..and a little winter warmer. Out in Early November 2001 on 75 Ark.

18/12/01

It's promised as a 'smoky lounge of lust, intrigue and herbs - where satin sheets meet slipmats, and chocolate truffles and a massage meet turntables and a mixer'. And without exception, it's not far wrong. The salacious intent of a million love songs are stripped down to their fundamentals ( and their socks) and laid bare for all to see.

If there was ever a more pleasurable baring of the device, then we'd sure as hell like to know about it.

Produced by Dan "the Automator" Nakamura of Gorillaz, Deltron 3030, Octagon, Handsome Boy Modeling School fame, the album features a celebrity sleaze montage of guest vocalists and informers: Faith No More's Mike Patton, Elysian Fields' Jennifer Charles, Kid Koala on decks.

Hamming up the role of sexologist in residence on the recording are Chest Rockwell AKA. Prince Paul from Handsome Boy Modeling School, Charmelle Carmel from De La Soul and Damon Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz.

DAN THE AUTOMATORPart hip-hop, part retro, part deconstruction, part soul, part Hitchcock, part film noir, the album is a delirious, heady blend of sleazy kitsch pop and sci-fi trip hop. Popularized by the monstrous visual success of Gorillaz, Nakamura's mystery science-theatre this time courts a tastefully erotic theatre of the soul and mind. At once manual, kit model and soundtrack to love.

Lovage postulates on courtship, personal hygiene, seduction, erotomania and transgression, simulltaneously managing to push the boundaries of the subconscious and music itself in the process.

If Gorillaz were like Josie and The Pussycats, Lovage is like the aural fusion of The Joy of Sex, the Kama Sutra and Pandora's Box. Naturalistically conceived and thoughtfully executed, the album takes all the kitsch seventies reference points of The Avalanche's Since I left You and welds them with an sultry fetish slideshow of europorn and Easy Tempos. It's got the joys, the tastes and the smells of sex - make no mistake about it - you will be seduced by this album.

Crud seriously believes that if you are just looking for one album to remember this years and next years love by - this is the album.

Imaginative, referential, playful in it's deconstruction of the courtship myth, Lovage a hugely melodic listen and looks set to be one of the best underground releases of 2001.

Trained in classical violin from the age of three until his teenage years, Nakumara, says of the present climate: " Hip-Hop hasn't done anything as cool as Portishead, Bjork or Radiohead in ten years...For me futuristic is simple, it's Windows. It's the internet, communicating something quickly and directly".

As quick and direct as the album's impact is though, this by no means a casual knee-trembler listen: it's a durable and full on session.


Here's a blow by blow account of Dan's melodic strings and beats
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JENNIFER CHARLES
1. Ladies Love Chest Rockwell
A few Barry White 'Walrus of Love' reference points and Chest Rockwell stirs up a conundrum of sleaze and lounge-lizardry. What makes you successful? Is it that bulge in your pants? We'll let you in to a little secret..It's Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By.

2. Pit Stop (Take me Home)

Love on the road has always been special. Jennifer Charles stops her car for a rider. Sultry, esoteric, dreamy and lustful with ever the slightest hint of something eastern and mystical. the sound of naive submission giving way to eager fulfillment. Mike and Jennifers vocals ably accompanied by tinkling piano and feather-lite beats and brushes.

3. Anger Management
First chink of genius on the album. Take a deep breath and count to ten, this is the sound of your crazy latino analyst seducing you. A lush and sleepy Spanish Harlem with a slush soul groove. Easy listening, cocktail lounge croonerisms interrupted by a heavenly Smokey Robinson-esque falsetto. Someone is about to explode. "Why must god punish me this way?"

4. Everyone Has A Summer
Closest thing here to anything on the cut and paste hip-hop of The Avalanches information-film tinged 'Since I Left You' album. Kid Koala takes over the decks. Retro, filmic sound-bites and slasher flick trailer narratives - all accompanied byswaggering hip-hop breaks, arpeggio guitars and harmonicas. Lilting stuff.

5. To Catch A Thief

French chic-flicks, Hitchcock and Raffles all rolled into one. A drowsy, lisping tale of stolen breaths and longing. Luxurious piano stabs, melting Hammonds and purring break-beats help Jennifer steal the show. There is nothing like a little excitement to keep the romance fresh.

6. Lies and Alibis
Morricone meets the salubrious cocktail lounge of Easy Tempo. An 18 Certificate instrumental. Tangibly breathless but mellow all the same. Languid flutes and lazy strings.

7. Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks
Uniquely hilarious blending of fifties information film styled sexual enquiry and upfront modern bluff. Afrikka Bambaata tells it how it is: it's all in your socks. An honest, bare bone approach to getting laid and personal hygiene. Not to be missed. The Love Boat strings playing out behind the narrative are truly inspired. And anyone who can depict the little black dots on your socks as illustrative of erotic failure just has to know their shit.

8. Book Of The MonthMIKE PATTON
Another standout track on the album. Mike Patton and Jennifer Charles get in on to an addictive descending bass sequence. Has all the dark, seductive pleasure of Neneh Cherry's Seven Seconds and all the euphoric ouch of Scritti Politti's Wood Beez. Smoldering interaction between the vocalists with some tasty highs and lows. " You got your chocolate in my peanut butter". A song that melts in moments.

9. Lifeboat
The descending bass run continues, this time along to the infectious languid sample that is a Sunken Dream. 60's hammond beefs up the psychedelia, and the Jazzy Portishead bass stokes the mood. Another stunningly beautiful duet between Patton and Charles. Coming together gorgeously, Mr Merriweather.

10. Strangers on A Train
Film-noir follow up to To Catch A Thief. The intrigue and mystery continues with more mental as anything Avalanches tinkling piano, squeeks and buzzes. Moaning and groaning courtesy of a purring and pouting, Monroe-esque Jennifer Charles. "You're very charming, sir", "The stiff one is my speciality". Blissful innuendo and the pleasure's all mine.

11. Lovage
Damon Albarn steals a classic interlude moment to tell us about Devon's most popular imbibe, Lovage. A true winter-warmer - this is how it works. Enjoy.

12. Sex (I'm A)
Wickedly graphic moment of pleasure courtesy of passion players Charles and Patton. Wrapped in mutual, moanful caresses this is a stirring sexual announcement. Smooth porno strings and arpeggios helps soothe a memorable Madame's narrative. Why do married men use hookers?. Find out here. "Do me. Suck me". Glad I asked. A truly twin kick treat of a song.

13. Koala's Lament
Come down spanish lament courtesy of Kid Koala and the heart-string ballet. Cool and soothing.

14. Tea Time With Maseo

De La Soul's Charmelle Carmel brings it all back down to socks. It's as simple and as complex that.

15. Stroker Ace
Charles runs out a delectable Francoise Hardy impression and invites us to 'stroke it'. Trip beats soak up a creamy, hands on atmosphere. Full of illicit poison. Only for the wild at heart and those who like to watch. Want to learn how to cast a spell. Listen up: stroking's what it's all about. Dig those Some Like It Hot sound-bites.

16. Archie & Veronica
Shimmering wind-chimes launch another scorching Charles led duet. Crackling Portishead vinyl stirs up the perfect pastoral vibe. Orphelia never had it so good. Mike Patton never looked so funny in black. Soily. Very very soily.

Tempted? So light up a fine Cuban cigar and pour yourself a little something…

Two parts Hennessey, one part Lovage, perhaps?

Notes:
LOVAGE (noun): Lovage is an herb that is said to be a benefit for relieving abdominal pains due to gastrointestinal gas. It's also been touted to reduce flatulence when consumed as a tea brewed from its roots or leaves.

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Tour dates:
The full Lovage live experience featuring Kid Koala, Dan "The Automator", Mike Patton, Jennifer Charles and others will be hitting the road in the new year for a few select dates:

1/7/02 Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues
1/8/02 San Fransico, CA @ Slim's
1/9/02 Seattle, WA @ I -Spy
1/10/02 Vancouver, BC @ Richard's on Richards Cabaret
1/12/02 Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave.
1/13/02 Chicago,IL @ House of Blues
1/15/02 Toronto, ONT @ Phoenix Concert Theater
1/16/02 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East
1/17/02 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom

Relevant Sites
www.pattonfever.com/
www.75ark.com/
www.75ark.com/deltron3030/default.htm
www.elysianmusic.com/

Alan Sargeant for Crud Magazine© 2001

 
 
 

 

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